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Hindi SMS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hindi Funny Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Boy – apne gharwalo ko chod diya tere liye</title><content type='html'>Boy – apne gharwalo ko chod diya tere liye,&lt;br /&gt;Sab se rishta tod diya tere liye,&lt;br /&gt;Tune aaj tak kiya hi kya hai mere liye&lt;br /&gt;Ladki – munni badnam hui darling tere liye&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-1698355185939265781?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/1698355185939265781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/boy-apne-gharwalo-ko-chod-diya-tere.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/1698355185939265781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/1698355185939265781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/boy-apne-gharwalo-ko-chod-diya-tere.html' title='Boy – apne gharwalo ko chod diya tere liye'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-7649570577074858228</id><published>2012-02-08T23:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:49:17.920-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><title type='text'>Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi zoobi doobi</title><content type='html'>Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi zoobi doobi &lt;br /&gt;Wah wah zoobi doobi zoobi doobi&lt;br /&gt;Wah wah mat kar jaa k&lt;br /&gt;Zoobi ko bachao doob jayegi……….&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-7649570577074858228?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/7649570577074858228/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/zoobi-doobi-zoobi-doobi-zoobi-doobi.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/7649570577074858228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/7649570577074858228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/zoobi-doobi-zoobi-doobi-zoobi-doobi.html' title='Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi zoobi doobi'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-8909808537510217469</id><published>2012-02-08T23:47:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:48:41.015-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hindi Meaningful Thoughts - SMS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hindi Love Messages - SMS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hindi Funny Shayri 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href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/8909808537510217469'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/dil-uhi-kisi-par-aata-nahi.html' title='Dil uhi kisi par aata nahi'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-5508921017112979095</id><published>2012-02-08T23:47:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:47:50.805-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Santa - Banta SMS'/><title type='text'>Santa –  log kehte hai bhais ka doodh pine se dimag tez hota hai</title><content type='html'>Santa –  log kehte hai bhais ka doodh pine se dimag tez hota hai&lt;br /&gt;Banta – bewkuf banate hai log, agar aisa hota toh bhais ka baccha scientist nahi ban jata…….&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-5508921017112979095?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/5508921017112979095/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/santa-log-kehte-hai-bhais-ka-doodh-pine.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/5508921017112979095'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/5508921017112979095'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/santa-log-kehte-hai-bhais-ka-doodh-pine.html' title='Santa –  log kehte hai bhais ka doodh pine se dimag tez hota hai'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-168528962656734370</id><published>2012-02-08T23:46:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:47:19.359-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hindi Funny Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Pehli nazar me laga ki wo meri hai</title><content type='html'>Pehli nazar me laga ki wo meri hai,&lt;br /&gt;Uski aankhe samundar se bhi gehri hai,&lt;br /&gt;Propose kar kar ke thak gaya,&lt;br /&gt;Phir pata chala ki wo behri hai…….&lt;div 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src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-1225907847028889490?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/1225907847028889490/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/santa-maine-tujhe-khat-likha-phir-bhi.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/1225907847028889490'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/1225907847028889490'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/santa-maine-tujhe-khat-likha-phir-bhi.html' title='Santa – maine tujhe khat likha phir bhi tu meri shaadi me kyu nahi aaya'/><author><name>Dream 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-6617769734410013823</id><published>2012-02-08T23:44:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:44:53.692-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><title type='text'>Aapke paas sirf 1 “U” hai aur</title><content type='html'>Aapke paas sirf 1 “U” hai aur&lt;br /&gt;Aapko batana hai ki aap yeh&lt;br /&gt;“U” mere liye kis par lagate ho aur kyo?&lt;br /&gt;…I care…,&lt;br /&gt;I love…,&lt;br /&gt;I miss…,&lt;br /&gt;I like…&lt;br /&gt;I meet…,&lt;br /&gt;I need….,&lt;br /&gt;I hate…..,&lt;br /&gt;I kill….&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-6617769734410013823?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/6617769734410013823/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/aapke-paas-sirf-1-u-hai-aur.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/6617769734410013823'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/6617769734410013823'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/aapke-paas-sirf-1-u-hai-aur.html' title='Aapke paas sirf 1 “U” hai aur'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-6695532989611449899</id><published>2012-02-08T23:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:44:11.409-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><title type='text'>Malika at airport-Bhikari-behanji 1 rupiya dedo</title><content type='html'>Malika at airport-Bhikari-behanji 1 rupiya dedo&lt;br /&gt;Malika gave him 1000 Rs.&lt;br /&gt;Secretary-why u gave him 1000 Rs..&lt;br /&gt;Mallika-pehli bar kisine behan bola hai……&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-6695532989611449899?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/6695532989611449899/comments/default' title='Post 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-5295327857060907495</id><published>2012-02-08T23:34:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:35:30.334-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Insult SMS'/><title type='text'>Aap ki ek bat mujhe bahut pasand hai</title><content type='html'>Aap ki ek bat mujhe bahut pasand hai,&lt;br /&gt;Aap jab bhi koi sms karte ho to dil se karte ho&lt;br /&gt;Q ki dimaag to aap k paas hai hi nahi naa……..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-5295327857060907495?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-1458804924707582496</id><published>2012-02-08T23:34:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:34:44.942-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><title type='text'>Boy – tum shaadi k baad apne liye alag ghar to nahi mangogi</title><content type='html'>Boy – tum shaadi k baad apne liye alag ghar to nahi mangogi&lt;br /&gt;Girl – nahi me aisi ladki nahi hu, tum apni maa ko alag ghar dila dena&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rishta wahi soch nayi&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-1458804924707582496?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-5909841149818254026</id><published>2012-02-08T23:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:34:09.925-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny English SMS'/><title type='text'>Share broker was busy reading d share prices on tv</title><content type='html'>Share broker was busy reading d share prices on tv, &lt;br /&gt;Suddenly his servant came &amp; shouted&lt;br /&gt;Sir ur wife fell down&lt;br /&gt;He replied ”sell her immediately”.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-5909841149818254026?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/5909841149818254026/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/share-broker-was-busy-reading-d-share.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/5909841149818254026'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/5909841149818254026'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/share-broker-was-busy-reading-d-share.html' title='Share broker was busy reading d share prices on tv'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-3049832167567595737</id><published>2012-02-08T23:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:33:18.422-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><title type='text'>Boy  - tum tute hue dil se pyar karogi</title><content type='html'>Boy  - tum tute hue dil se pyar karogi,ya dil tutne tak&lt;br /&gt;Girl – replies tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal k tutne tak pitoge&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-3049832167567595737?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/3049832167567595737/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-4265890347762448102</id><published>2012-02-08T23:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:32:28.042-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gujarati Funny SMS'/><title type='text'>Morning Greetings</title><content type='html'>Morning Greetings – &lt;br /&gt;UK - Hi dear,&lt;br /&gt;USA - Gud Mrng,&lt;br /&gt;China - Nehow,&lt;br /&gt;Japan - Shanhow,&lt;br /&gt;Italy - Manichi,&lt;br /&gt;France - Sanchay &amp; &lt;br /&gt;in gujrati’s house-&lt;br /&gt;“A gudheda uth aath vagya”.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-4265890347762448102?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/4265890347762448102/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/morning-greetings.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/4265890347762448102'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/4265890347762448102'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/morning-greetings.html' title='Morning Greetings'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-9052447124507483910</id><published>2012-02-08T23:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:31:38.535-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hindi Funny Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Hum raat ki tanhai me aapki awaz sunte hai</title><content type='html'>Hum raat ki tanhai me aapki awaz sunte hai,&lt;br /&gt;Chand se aapka zikr karte hai,&lt;br /&gt;Mat aao hamare khwabo me&lt;br /&gt;Hum bhoot-pret se bahut darte hai……!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-9052447124507483910?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/9052447124507483910/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/hum-raat-ki-tanhai-me-aapki-awaz-sunte.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/9052447124507483910'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/9052447124507483910'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/hum-raat-ki-tanhai-me-aapki-awaz-sunte.html' title='Hum raat ki tanhai me aapki awaz sunte hai'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-5951754401397420189</id><published>2012-02-08T23:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:30:42.531-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><title type='text'>Doctor – aap ab khatre se bahar hai phir bhi aap darr kyu rahe ho</title><content type='html'>Doctor – aap ab khatre se bahar hai phir bhi aap darr kyu rahe ho&lt;br /&gt;Mariz – jis truck se mera accident hua tha us par likha tha ...…phir milenge&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-5951754401397420189?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/5951754401397420189/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-7660094497582118515</id><published>2012-02-08T23:28:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:29:32.454-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Love Messages'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny English SMS'/><title type='text'>Jrnl entry 4</title><content type='html'>Jrnl entry 4 &lt;br /&gt;love A/C dr &lt;br /&gt;To cash A/C,&lt;br /&gt;To bank A/C,&lt;br /&gt;To gold A/C, &lt;br /&gt;To gift A/C,&lt;br /&gt;To barbadi A/C&lt;br /&gt;(Being love exps.incurred &amp; lover declared insolvent)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-7660094497582118515?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-8719770039754898967</id><published>2012-02-08T23:28:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:28:44.339-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Santa - Banta SMS'/><title type='text'>Santa – tumhari ab tak shadi kyon nahi hui</title><content type='html'>Santa – tumhari ab tak shadi kyon nahi hui?&lt;br /&gt;Banta – “jako rakhe saiyaa mar sake na koi…….”&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-8719770039754898967?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/8719770039754898967/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/santa-tumhari-ab-tak-shadi-kyon-nahi.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/8719770039754898967'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/8719770039754898967'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/santa-tumhari-ab-tak-shadi-kyon-nahi.html' title='Santa – tumhari ab tak shadi kyon nahi hui'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-4127653679201215057</id><published>2012-02-08T23:26:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:28:05.840-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Santa - Banta SMS'/><title type='text'>Teacher - tum bade hokar kya karoge</title><content type='html'>Teacher - tum bade hokar kya karoge?&lt;br /&gt;Banta – Shaadi&lt;br /&gt;Teacher – Nahi mera matlab hai kya banoge?&lt;br /&gt;Banta – Dulha!&lt;br /&gt;Teacher – Oho,I mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?&lt;br /&gt;Banta – Dulhan!&lt;br /&gt;Teacher – Ofo!matlab bade hokar maa-bap ke liye kya laoge?&lt;br /&gt;Banta  - Bahu launga!&lt;br /&gt;Teacher – Stupid tumhare parents tumse kya chahte hai?&lt;br /&gt;Banta – Pota!&lt;br /&gt;Teacher – O God tumhari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?&lt;br /&gt;Banta – Hum 2 hamare 2&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-4127653679201215057?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/4127653679201215057/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/teacher-tum-bade-hokar-kya-karoge.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/4127653679201215057'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/4127653679201215057'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/teacher-tum-bade-hokar-kya-karoge.html' title='Teacher - tum bade hokar kya karoge'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-1441839246662234292</id><published>2012-02-08T23:25:00.004-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:26:47.609-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Love Messages'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny English SMS'/><title type='text'>The words that spoiled many life</title><content type='html'>The words that spoiled many life…….&lt;br /&gt;“Dude she is looking at u…..”&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-1441839246662234292?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/1441839246662234292/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/words-that-spoiled-many-life.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/1441839246662234292'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/1441839246662234292'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/words-that-spoiled-many-life.html' title='The words that spoiled many life'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-4448409865919872938</id><published>2012-02-08T23:25:00.003-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:25:53.486-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hindi Funny Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Mandir se roz naye chappal pehan kar aate ho</title><content type='html'>Mandir se roz naye chappal pehan kar aate ho,&lt;br /&gt;Muft ka prasad b jeb bharkar lete ho,&lt;br /&gt;Apko apke is hunar ki kasam,&lt;br /&gt;Batao mere sms se kitno ko maska lagate ho…..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-4448409865919872938?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/4448409865919872938/comments/default' title='Post 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/&gt;I m pagal…..&lt;br /&gt;I m idiot……&lt;br /&gt;tum aisa kyu sochte ho….&lt;br /&gt;Tum jaise bhi ho mere frnd ho…….&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-5488491742591283400?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/5488491742591283400/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/i-m-not-perfect.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/5488491742591283400'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/5488491742591283400'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/i-m-not-perfect.html' title='I m not perfect'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-4264544024051897464</id><published>2012-02-08T23:18:00.004-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:19:17.561-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hindi Funny Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Teri hasrat dua banke reh jayegi</title><content type='html'>Teri hasrat dua banke reh jayegi,&lt;br /&gt;Teri kismat ek jua banke reh jayegi,&lt;br /&gt;Or jispe tu try marta hai ,&lt;br /&gt;Beta wo tere bachchho ki ‘Bua’ banke reh jayegi……..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-4264544024051897464?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/4264544024051897464/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/teri-hasrat-dua-banke-reh-jayegi.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/4264544024051897464'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/4264544024051897464'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/teri-hasrat-dua-banke-reh-jayegi.html' title='Teri hasrat dua banke reh jayegi'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-3448938394117177115</id><published>2012-02-08T23:18:00.003-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:18:54.928-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hindi Funny Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Naa karo sms koi gum nahi</title><content type='html'>Naa karo sms koi gum nahi,&lt;br /&gt;Bas yaad karo ye milne se kam nahi,&lt;br /&gt;Dosti me dhoka de wo hum nahi&lt;br /&gt;Q ki hamari dosti 3 idiots se kam nahi……&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-3448938394117177115?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-1231433980158745210</id><published>2012-02-08T23:18:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:18:26.063-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><title type='text'>Raat ko chand ne mujhse kaha ki</title><content type='html'>Raat ko chand ne mujhse kaha ki &lt;br /&gt;Tere sub dost kanjoos hai, pagal hai,&lt;br /&gt;Maine chand ko gusse se ghoor kar kaha…….&lt;br /&gt;Mujhe pata hai bolne ki jarurat nahi……..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-1231433980158745210?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/1231433980158745210/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-2347882319226179241</id><published>2012-02-08T23:17:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:18:03.958-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><title type='text'>Vodafone walo ka kutta</title><content type='html'>Vodafone walo ka kutta &lt;br /&gt;Aaj subah hi chal basa&lt;br /&gt;Aur who bandar se add karwana chahte hai.&lt;br /&gt;Tumhe meri dosti ki kasam,&lt;br /&gt;Wada karo tum nahi jaoge&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-2347882319226179241?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/2347882319226179241/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/vodafone-walo-ka-kutta.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/2347882319226179241'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/2347882319226179241'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/vodafone-walo-ka-kutta.html' title='Vodafone walo ka kutta'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-6153617731495358377</id><published>2012-02-08T23:17:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:17:38.378-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hindi Funny Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Dosto me duriya jab badh jati hai</title><content type='html'>Dosto me duriya jab badh jati hai,&lt;br /&gt;Tadapne k liye sirf yaad reh jati hai,&lt;br /&gt;Kya farq padta hai  “wills”ho ya “Gold flake”&lt;br /&gt;Jalane k baad to sirf rakh hi reh jati hai&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-6153617731495358377?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/6153617731495358377/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/dosto-me-duriya-jab-badh-jati-hai.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/6153617731495358377'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/6153617731495358377'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/dosto-me-duriya-jab-badh-jati-hai.html' title='Dosto me duriya jab badh jati hai'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-8331814455163326319</id><published>2012-02-08T23:16:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:17:12.743-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny English SMS'/><title type='text'>Maths magic - 13837*ur age*73=?</title><content type='html'>Maths magic - 13837*ur age*73=?&lt;br /&gt;U will get an interesting result.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-8331814455163326319?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/8331814455163326319/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/maths-magic-13837ur-age73.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/8331814455163326319'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/8331814455163326319'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/maths-magic-13837ur-age73.html' title='Maths magic - 13837*ur age*73=?'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-9134900907964042778</id><published>2012-02-08T23:16:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:16:46.543-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hindi Funny Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Yeh zindagi hai ek janjal</title><content type='html'>Yeh zindagi hai ek janjal,&lt;br /&gt;Yahan chalta hai paise ka kamaal,&lt;br /&gt;Aap bhi kangal,hum bhi kangal&lt;br /&gt;To aao hum khele miss call…..miss call……&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-9134900907964042778?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/9134900907964042778/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/yeh-zindagi-hai-ek-janjal.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/9134900907964042778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/9134900907964042778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/yeh-zindagi-hai-ek-janjal.html' title='Yeh zindagi hai ek janjal'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-2346886191274358939</id><published>2012-02-08T23:15:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:15:59.726-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny English SMS'/><title type='text'>What is swarg</title><content type='html'>What is swarg?&lt;br /&gt;American salary, british house, chinese food &amp; indian wife&lt;br /&gt;What is narak?&lt;br /&gt;American wife, british food, chinese house &amp; indian salary&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-2346886191274358939?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/2346886191274358939/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/what-is-swarg.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/2346886191274358939'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/2346886191274358939'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/what-is-swarg.html' title='What is swarg'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-3641880724736659816</id><published>2012-02-08T23:13:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:15:33.507-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny English SMS'/><title type='text'>One day sardar had a dream</title><content type='html'>One day sardar had a dream &lt;br /&gt;That someone killed him,&lt;br /&gt;Next day he closed ICICI A/C why?&lt;br /&gt;B’coz ICICI says “we make ur dreams come true”.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-3641880724736659816?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/3641880724736659816/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/one-day-sardar-had-dream.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/3641880724736659816'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/3641880724736659816'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/one-day-sardar-had-dream.html' title='One day sardar had a dream'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-3093135977671706010</id><published>2012-02-08T23:13:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:13:32.946-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><title type='text'>Molu ke ghar golu apne 16 baccho</title><content type='html'>Molu ke ghar golu apne 16 baccho Aur biwi ke sath lunch pe gaya&lt;br /&gt;Molu ne itni badi family dekh k gusse me kaha&lt;br /&gt;“Lajja nahi aai” Golu - “nahi uski exam hai……”&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-3093135977671706010?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/3093135977671706010/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/molu-ke-ghar-golu-apne-16-baccho.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/3093135977671706010'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/3093135977671706010'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/molu-ke-ghar-golu-apne-16-baccho.html' title='Molu ke ghar golu apne 16 baccho'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-4996424554838800179</id><published>2012-02-08T23:11:00.004-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:12:57.125-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><title type='text'>Don ke call ka intezar to 11 mulko k dost kar rahe hai</title><content type='html'>Don ke call ka intezar to 11 mulko k dost kar rahe hai,&lt;br /&gt;Lekin ek baat samajlo don ka call aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai&lt;br /&gt;Q ki don ko sirf sms free hai.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-4996424554838800179?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/4996424554838800179/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/don-ke-call-ka-intezar-to-11-mulko-k.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/4996424554838800179'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/4996424554838800179'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/don-ke-call-ka-intezar-to-11-mulko-k.html' title='Don ke call ka intezar to 11 mulko k dost kar rahe hai'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-5242135071519427432</id><published>2012-02-08T23:11:00.003-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:11:52.863-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><title type='text'>Jab aap sms nahi karte toh itna gussa aata hai</title><content type='html'>Jab aap sms nahi karte toh itna gussa aata hai….&lt;br /&gt;Dil to chahta hai……&lt;br /&gt;Chappal utar kar……........&lt;br /&gt;Jute pehan lu or aapse milne aa jau……….&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-5242135071519427432?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/5242135071519427432/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-4479429349686630728</id><published>2012-02-08T23:11:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:11:26.726-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Santa - Banta SMS'/><title type='text'>Wife Santa ko maar rahi thi</title><content type='html'>Wife Santa ko maar rahi thi,&lt;br /&gt;Padosi-kyo maar rahi ho,&lt;br /&gt;Patni-inko call kiya to ek ladki boli,&lt;br /&gt;Aap jise sampark karna chate hai, wo abi vyast hai…..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-4479429349686630728?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/4479429349686630728/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-1071720224413324339</id><published>2012-02-08T23:10:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:10:38.132-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hindi Funny Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Jane kab sms send karoge</title><content type='html'>Jane kab sms send karoge,&lt;br /&gt;Send k button pe kab apna angutha bend karoge,&lt;br /&gt;Ab tak bahut balance jama kar liya,&lt;br /&gt;Jane kab apni kanjusi ka the end karoge...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-1071720224413324339?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/1071720224413324339/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-244882714811596748</id><published>2012-02-08T23:09:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:10:12.663-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hindi Funny Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Chuhe ko sehra suhana lgta hai</title><content type='html'>Chuhe ko sehra suhana lgta hai, &lt;br /&gt;Chuhiya ka to dil diwana lagta hai.&lt;br /&gt;Pal bhar me aise katarte hai kapade, &lt;br /&gt;Ab to har kapda purana lagta hai……&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-244882714811596748?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/244882714811596748/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-3033174508076030561</id><published>2012-02-08T23:09:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:09:36.154-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><title type='text'>One of the intelligent monkey missing in zoo</title><content type='html'>One of the intelligent monkey missing in zoo…!!!&lt;br /&gt;Its name is……is……&lt;br /&gt;is…….&lt;br /&gt;is…….&lt;br /&gt;is…….&lt;br /&gt;don’t worry,it is not u &lt;br /&gt;B’coz,monkey is intelligent……&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-3033174508076030561?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/3033174508076030561/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/one-of-intelligent-monkey-missing-in.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/3033174508076030561'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/3033174508076030561'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/one-of-intelligent-monkey-missing-in.html' title='One of the intelligent monkey missing in zoo'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-1831869057086963633</id><published>2012-02-08T23:08:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:09:00.303-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><title type='text'>Akele ja raha tha Jeevan ke in kathin rasto pe</title><content type='html'>Akele ja raha tha Jeevan ke in kathin rasto pe…..&lt;br /&gt;Nirash….......dukhi....….phir ek mod par……......&lt;br /&gt;Aap ke jaisa dost mila&lt;br /&gt;….aur…..aur……&lt;br /&gt;aur…..baki zindagi bhi barbad ho gayi&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-1831869057086963633?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-1487694614479510307</id><published>2012-02-08T23:08:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:08:31.053-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><title type='text'>Aap chand par gulab kaise bhej sakte ho</title><content type='html'>Aap chand par gulab kaise bhej sakte ho?&lt;br /&gt;Socho…..socho…..&lt;br /&gt;socho……&lt;br /&gt;just say&lt;br /&gt;“Gulab ja moon”……very simple na……..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-1487694614479510307?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/1487694614479510307/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-7348009543194499452</id><published>2012-02-08T23:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:08:00.108-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><title type='text'>Yeh jaruri to nahi ki aag se jal jaye insan</title><content type='html'>Yeh jaruri to nahi ki aag se jal jaye insan…&lt;br /&gt;Kuch log to mera style dekh k b jalte hai…..hahaha……..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-7348009543194499452?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/7348009543194499452/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/yeh-jaruri-to-nahi-ki-aag-se-jal-jaye.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/7348009543194499452'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/7348009543194499452'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/yeh-jaruri-to-nahi-ki-aag-se-jal-jaye.html' title='Yeh jaruri to nahi ki aag se jal jaye insan'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-7041169411715510454</id><published>2012-02-08T23:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:07:34.396-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hindi Funny Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Naa wo ikrar karti hai</title><content type='html'>Naa wo ikrar karti hai,&lt;br /&gt;Na wo inkar karti hai,&lt;br /&gt;Kambakhat mere hi sapno me aakar &lt;br /&gt;Mere dost se pyar karti hai……..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-7041169411715510454?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/7041169411715510454/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-3904841508354452911</id><published>2012-02-08T23:03:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T23:05:21.131-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hindi Funny Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Har yug me aisa hota hai</title><content type='html'>Har yug me aisa hota hai, &lt;br /&gt;Har student ishq me khota hai,&lt;br /&gt;Padhai rah jati hai sirf naam ki or Haal-e-dil marksheet par baya hota hai&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-3904841508354452911?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/3904841508354452911/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-5417207324096982825</id><published>2012-02-08T22:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T22:55:50.509-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><title type='text'>Similarity between-mandir me joota nikalte waqt</title><content type='html'>Similarity between-mandir me joota nikalte waqt Aur kisi ko miss call karte waqt……&lt;br /&gt;Bas ek hi dar rahta hai ……..&lt;br /&gt;Koi utha naa le……….&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-5417207324096982825?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/5417207324096982825/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-3861767561952185547</id><published>2012-02-08T22:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T22:54:17.122-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><title type='text'>God ne aapko bheja to bheja</title><content type='html'>God ne aapko bheja to bheja, &lt;br /&gt;Lekin bheja to aisa bheja&lt;br /&gt;Ki bheje me bheja hi nahi bheja, &lt;br /&gt;Ye kisine mujhe bheja &lt;br /&gt;Isliye maine aapko bheja, Dekha mera bheja…….!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-3861767561952185547?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/3861767561952185547/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/god-ne-aapko-bheja-to-bheja.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/3861767561952185547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/3861767561952185547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/god-ne-aapko-bheja-to-bheja.html' title='God ne aapko bheja to bheja'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-8451091369223360073</id><published>2012-02-08T22:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T22:53:08.061-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><title type='text'>Pagal aadmi bahut der se Chand ko dekh raha tha</title><content type='html'>Pagal aadmi bahut der se Chand ko dekh raha tha.&lt;br /&gt;Thodi der baad bola, &lt;br /&gt;"Jalate raho beta Jab bijli ka bill aayega tab pata chalega…….."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-8451091369223360073?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/8451091369223360073/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-6082893845616250471</id><published>2012-02-08T22:49:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T22:52:05.278-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hindi Funny Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Dil ka ashiyana nahi sajate</title><content type='html'>Dil ka ashiyana nahi sajate,&lt;br /&gt;Bago me phool nahi khilate,&lt;br /&gt;Hamari 1 pasand se tut jayenge hazaro dil&lt;br /&gt;Yaro tabhi to hum koi “Girlfriend” nahi banate……..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-6082893845616250471?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/6082893845616250471/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-6025301544081442217</id><published>2012-02-08T22:49:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T22:49:45.575-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Santa - Banta SMS'/><title type='text'>Santa galti se samundar me gir gaya</title><content type='html'>Santa galti se samundar me gir gaya,&lt;br /&gt;Dubte dubte uske hath me machli mili,&lt;br /&gt;Use pakadkar bahar phekte hue bola&lt;br /&gt;Ja kam se kam tu to apni jaan bachale…..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-6025301544081442217?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-1996536858725150593</id><published>2012-02-08T22:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T22:49:04.693-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Insult SMS'/><title type='text'>Mene kaha “dil ruba”</title><content type='html'>Mene kaha “dil ruba”,&lt;br /&gt;Usne kaha balance bhijwa;&lt;br /&gt;Mene kaha “cash nahi”,&lt;br /&gt;Usne kaha”q nahi”&lt;br /&gt;Mene kaha “mahangai” hai&lt;br /&gt;Usne kaha”ja aaj se tu mera bhai hai”&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-1996536858725150593?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-2292056228704163268</id><published>2012-02-08T22:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T22:48:29.530-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Hindi SMS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Insult SMS'/><title type='text'>Daadi maa ko bhagwat geeta ka paath karte</title><content type='html'>Daadi maa ko bhagwat geeta ka paath karte dekh Pota apni maa se bola &lt;br /&gt;Maa daadi konse exam ki taiyari kar rahi hai&lt;br /&gt;Maa-Beta yeh “Final” ki taiyari hai.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-2292056228704163268?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-4059015588064459577</id><published>2012-02-01T21:58:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T21:58:27.910-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Khushi k aansu sukne mat dena</title><content type='html'>Khushi k aansu sukne mat dena,&lt;br /&gt;Gum k aansu behne mat dena,&lt;br /&gt;Ye zindagi naa jane kab ruk jaye,&lt;br /&gt;Isliye apna rishta kabhi tutne mat dena………&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-4059015588064459577?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/4059015588064459577/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/khushi-k-aansu-sukne-mat-dena_01.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/4059015588064459577'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/4059015588064459577'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/khushi-k-aansu-sukne-mat-dena_01.html' title='Khushi k aansu sukne mat dena'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-8997968318587076603</id><published>2012-02-01T21:57:00.003-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T21:57:57.742-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Khushbu ki tarah fiza me rehna</title><content type='html'>Khushbu ki tarah fiza me rehna,&lt;br /&gt;Khushiya bankar hawa me rehna,&lt;br /&gt;Dosti hoti hai rishto ka anmol gehna,&lt;br /&gt;Iss dost ko kabhi alvida naa kehna……..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-8997968318587076603?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/8997968318587076603/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/khushbu-ki-tarah-fiza-me-rehna_01.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/8997968318587076603'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/8997968318587076603'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/khushbu-ki-tarah-fiza-me-rehna_01.html' title='Khushbu ki tarah fiza me rehna'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-9033274327966560570</id><published>2012-02-01T21:57:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T21:57:23.989-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Bewaqt dastak dete hai hum</title><content type='html'>Bewaqt dastak dete hai hum,&lt;br /&gt;Shikayat karne ka pura haq dete hai hum,&lt;br /&gt;Nafrat bhi unki khushi se kabul karte hai hum,&lt;br /&gt;Jinhe dil se apna humdum mante hai hum……&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-9033274327966560570?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/9033274327966560570/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-5955925423998870905</id><published>2012-02-01T21:56:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T21:56:57.939-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Lafz apna hai juban apni hai</title><content type='html'>Lafz apna hai juban apni hai,&lt;br /&gt;Pyar karna to shaan apni hai,&lt;br /&gt;Jitne bhi gum ho humdum hume de do,&lt;br /&gt;Q ki sare shahar me gum ki dukan sirf apni hai……&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-5955925423998870905?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/5955925423998870905/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-5476115830492013007</id><published>2012-02-01T21:55:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T21:56:23.555-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Tohfa kya de tohfa to hame mila hai</title><content type='html'>Tohfa kya de tohfa to hame mila hai,&lt;br /&gt;Khuda ne aap jaisa PYAR joh diya hai,&lt;br /&gt;Wo tohfa hai kya jiska koi mol ho,&lt;br /&gt;Tohfa to wo hai jo aap sa anmol ho……&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-5476115830492013007?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/5476115830492013007/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-7818599424890978909</id><published>2012-02-01T21:55:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T21:55:39.171-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Pyar ki rahon me koi gum na ho</title><content type='html'>Pyar ki rahon me koi gum na ho,&lt;br /&gt;Humse ye pyar kabhi kam na ho,&lt;br /&gt;Bas yahi hai dua ki sms panewala barson jiye,&lt;br /&gt;Kya pata likhnewala kal ho na ho……&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-7818599424890978909?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/7818599424890978909/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/pyar-ki-rahon-me-koi-gum-na-ho.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/7818599424890978909'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/7818599424890978909'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/pyar-ki-rahon-me-koi-gum-na-ho.html' title='Pyar ki rahon me koi gum na ho'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-1694276717009474028</id><published>2012-02-01T21:54:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T21:54:51.930-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Hasrat thi aapko sachchha humdum banana ki</title><content type='html'>Hasrat thi aapko sachchha humdum banana ki,&lt;br /&gt;Aur khwaish nahi kuch pane ki,&lt;br /&gt;Shikwa hum se nahi khuda se karo,&lt;br /&gt;Kya jarurat thi aapko itna achchha banana ki……….&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-1694276717009474028?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/1694276717009474028/comments/default' title='Post 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-6462767204820794551</id><published>2012-02-01T21:53:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T21:54:18.292-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Mehsus karu woh ehsas ho aap</title><content type='html'>Mehsus karu woh ehsas ho aap,&lt;br /&gt;Zindagi de woh har saans ho aap,&lt;br /&gt;Hassi de woh khushi ho aap,&lt;br /&gt;Kabhi kho naa sake wo achchhe humdum ho aap……&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-6462767204820794551?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/6462767204820794551/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-5377524620733315532</id><published>2012-02-01T21:53:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T21:53:47.418-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Palko se aankho ki hifazat hoti hai</title><content type='html'>Palko se aankho ki hifazat hoti hai,&lt;br /&gt;Dhadkan dil ki amanat hoti hai,&lt;br /&gt;Ye dil ka rishta bhi bada pyara hai,&lt;br /&gt;Kabhi chahat to kabhi shikayat hoti hai…….&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-5377524620733315532?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/5377524620733315532/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-8570094278299991063</id><published>2012-02-01T21:52:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T21:53:17.313-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Wada karte hai pyar nibhayenge</title><content type='html'>Wada karte hai pyar nibhayenge,&lt;br /&gt;Koshish yahi rahegi aapko nahi satayenge,&lt;br /&gt;Jarurat pade to dil se pukarna,&lt;br /&gt;Kisi aur k dil me honge to bhi chale aayenge…..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-8570094278299991063?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/8570094278299991063/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-6285440149960058719</id><published>2012-02-01T21:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T21:52:04.309-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Friendship / Dosti SMS'/><title type='text'>Friendship doesn’t needs a powerful eyes</title><content type='html'>Friendship doesn’t needs a powerful eyes, &lt;br /&gt;A cute voice &amp; a lovely face,&lt;br /&gt;It always needs a responsible heart With lovable affection forever.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-6285440149960058719?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/6285440149960058719/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-2493765153218454341</id><published>2012-02-01T21:50:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T21:51:26.943-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Friendship / Dosti SMS'/><title type='text'>Apni dosti colgate jaisi nahi 12 ghantewali</title><content type='html'>Apni dosti colgate jaisi nahi 12 ghantewali,&lt;br /&gt;Allout jaisi bhi nahi 2 mahinewali,&lt;br /&gt;Apni dosti hai LIC jaisi,&lt;br /&gt;Zindagi k saath bhi-zindagi k baad bhi………&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-2493765153218454341?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/2493765153218454341/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/apni-dosti-colgate-jaisi-nahi-12.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/2493765153218454341'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/2493765153218454341'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/apni-dosti-colgate-jaisi-nahi-12.html' title='Apni dosti colgate jaisi nahi 12 ghantewali'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7539464069215164961.post-2508644848127813571</id><published>2012-02-01T21:50:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T21:50:35.781-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Friendship / Dosti Shayri SMS'/><title type='text'>Lage naa nazar is rishte ko zamane ki</title><content type='html'>Lage naa nazar is rishte ko zamane ki,&lt;br /&gt;Pade naa jarurat kabhi ek duje ko manane ki,&lt;br /&gt;Aap naa 6odna 2sti ka saath,&lt;br /&gt;Varna tamanna naa rahegi fir dost banane ki…….&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7539464069215164961-2508644848127813571?l=dreamsms.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/feeds/2508644848127813571/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/lage-naa-nazar-is-rishte-ko-zamane-ki.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/2508644848127813571'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7539464069215164961/posts/default/2508644848127813571'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dreamsms.blogspot.com/2012/02/lage-naa-nazar-is-rishte-ko-zamane-ki.html' title='Lage naa nazar is rishte ko zamane ki'/><author><name>Dream SMS</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08585032466598532026</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' 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